cocoroachchanel: every 40 minutes a child is abducted by aliens. if you or a loved one have been directly affected by alien abductions, please call our toll free number. -radio ads in the year 3000
Anonymous asked: I'd love to be your friend, but you should appreciate the friends you already have.
Anonymous asked: Do you really think you have no friends?
julieruin: i have one emotion and its whatever this kid is feeling
Megan Amram: America: A Review →
meganamram: How to begin this review? Few countries that debuted in the 1700s have been as controversial or long running (it’s into its 236th season now) as America. It may not have the staying power of perennial favorites such as China or the credibility of indie darlings such as Finland, but America… <3 oof